Monday, June 6, 2011

Musing Mondays

This week’s musing asks…
Where is your favorite place to read?
I've always been an 'at home' reader - in bed, on the couch, at the kitchen table, on the deck... but lately I've taken to reading in coffee shops, and I absolutely love it. I thought I'd get distracted - as my other love (second only to books) is people watching, but it seems I can multi-task and do both things at once! However, the catch is, I have to have a nice comfy chair in a coffee shop - can't read sitting at a table or perched on a bar stool, but find me a reading chair in a Starbucks corner, put an extra hot chai tea latte in my hand, and I'm in heaven!

Ten Good Things on a Monday... the largest of them all



Some of the great stories are just a few pages long - think Alan Bennett's The Uncommon Reader (ok, so maybe it's more than 'just a few' pages long but what I'm trying to say here - rather early on a Monday morning I might add - is that some of the best things come in small packages).

But a bookshelf needs variety, and some great big books to make it complete. So here's my Top 10 for this week - the biggest books on my bookshelf! Whether or not I've read them is another story!

1. 2666, by Roberto Bolano
A total of 898 pages!

2. The Complete Works of William Shakespeare
Well, there's no surprise there. A whopping 1436 pages in length and that includes the glossary!

3. Shantaram, by Gregory David Roberts
936 pages - and I've read all of them!

4. London: The Biography, by Peter Ackroyd
820 pages and I got it for all of about £5. Bargain!

5. Consuelo & Alva, by Amanda MacKenzie Stewart
A story of two Vanderbilt women! Yet to read the almost 600 pages of this one, but it sounds very interesting!

6. War and Peace, by Leo Tolstoy
Yep - it's on my bookshelf. All 1392 pages of it - and no, I haven't read it.. yet! If I make it through my challenge this year, it might well be the 111th book for 2011!

7. On a Grander Scale, by Lisa Jardine
Quite a fitting title for this600 page book on the career of Sir Christopher Wren, designer of St Paul's Cathedral!

8. An Utterly Impartial History of Britain, by John O'Farrell
Otherwise known as 2000 year of Upper Class Idiots in Charge! This is only 500 pages!

9. The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest, by Steig Larrson
The third book in the Millennium Trilogy - and all 600 pages were worth reading!

10. White Gardenia, by Belinda Alexandra
This 500-page book has been on my TBR pile for ages - I think I'm going to have to knock it off soon!



Dedicated to every person's compulsive list-writing. Ten Good Things on a Monday is a weekly meme hosted by Nina and Argh.

Friday, June 3, 2011

Friday favourite: The Decadent Housewife

I only received this book on Tuesday, but it's already become a firm favourite. How could it not with a title like that: The Decadent Housewife: How to live lavishly on his budget! By Rosemary Counter

It opens with an introduction on what is a decadent housewife, and perhaps more importantly, how can you be one. After all, as the opening pages say: it's a hard job, but somebody's got to do it!

The following chapters are then divided into sections throughout the day, to ensure you get the most out of your decadent housewife routine:

Rise & Shine, 7.30 - 11.30am
"Your man will no doubt be grumpy and somewhat resentful. He is likely exhausted from years of hard work and sleep deprivation. Luckily for you, this has left him in a prime state for your first move of the day. Turn off the alarm and feign a smile. Purr, 'Good morning' into his ear, followed with a chosen pet name. 'Darling' or 'sweetheart' works well for most housewives, but a Decadent Housewife knows to use 'stud' or 'big man' or anything else that reinforces masculinity...
... Emphasise how he is the strongest/smartest/fastest police office/businessman/professional cricket player on the force/board/field. If unsure of occupation, us 'best man on the team'."
pp10-11

Ah - you've got to love it!

Lazy Lunches, Bawdy Brunches, 11.30am - 3.30pm
Already craving a liquid lunch. Take a mid-morning Martini break

Now you're talking!

The Lost Art of Idleness, 3.00 - 5.30pm
From people-watching to napping, bathing to retail therapy, a Decadent Housewife is never bored.

I think I have this section sorted!

Cinq a Sept, 5.30pm - 7.30pm
Satisfied guests, delicious drinks, edible ho d'oeuvers: the dream can be yours - and all without burning your kitchen


Hospitality without Hostility, 7.30pm - 11.30pm
Real world recipes for girls who find chopping mean and basting perverted


Late Nights, Early Mornings, 11.30pm - 
Learn the magic man-managing power of your lady parts and you will be truly decadent!


Can you see why I love it!!





Book Beginnings...on a Friday


 
A little bit of fun on a Friday, this weekly meme is hosted by A Few More Pages
I'll share the first line (or two) of the book I'm currently reading (including the title and author) and let you know what my first impressions are - good or bad!

From my new favourite book (which has quickly become my bible!).
The Decadent Housewife: How to live lavishly on his budget

Chapter 1: Rise & Shine [7.30am - 11.30am]
"Although all Decadent Housewives obviously hate mornings, we know they are crucial to the development and maintenance of the Decadent Housewife lifestyle. Though there is truly nothing worse than being woken by the brazen ring of an alarm, and you are no doubt irritated by your mate's cruel indifference to your sleep preferences, take comfort in the fact that at least you don't have to go to work!"

This book is hilarious, entertaining and just so so soooooooooooooo much fun!

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Book #39: Kamchatka - 12-year-old boys know a lot!

As a student, I had a deal with my parents - they would pay for my education costs; I was to pay for my lifestyle costs. End result - I juggled at least three part-time jobs while studying!

Student jobs often fall into three categories: retail, hospitality, and babysitting. My job of choice was babysitting and my first assignment was as a 15-year-old, looking after two adorable girls, aged 2 and 4. I remember my first night on the job, singing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star to the two-year-old as she was tucked up in bed, sleep approaching. Only I had forgotten the words! Lesson learned... never be unprepared when looking after children.

I worked for a range of families, looking after a range of children - newborns, toddlers, twins, sisters, brothers... and a 12-year-old boy! I learnt a lot about children, about myself, and about the world - from a younger person's viewpoint. And thanks to the voice of a 12-year-old boy in Kamchatka, by Marcelo Figueras, I learnt a lot about mid-1970s Buenos Aires.

Summary: Kamchatka is the story of a young boy, forced to square fantasy with a reality in which family, politics, history and even time itself have become more improbable than any fiction. Ultimately, it is a novel about the imaginative spaces we treat to when we need both to escape and to make sense of the world.


In the pages of this charming story, our young narrator takes us on a journey with his family as they hide from the political instability surrounding them. We never get the full story of what is happening, but then neither does our main character. He shares with us what he knows to be going on, and what he doesn't know, he imagines probable circumstances. We're treated to the relationship he has with his little brother, affectionately known as 'The Midget', and the rather grown up relationship he has with his mother. He's understanding, yet cheeky, sensitive of what is going on around him, but prepared to ask that extra question to see just how far he can push his parents into giving him the information he so desperately craves.


I really enjoyed reading this book. It took me a little while to get into, and I found myself picking it up and putting it down many a time. Although the writing was superb, it was the structure that I found slightly difficult. Short, sharp chapters which meant the story didn't flow as much as I would have liked it too - but then perhaps that was an underlying way of illustrating how a 12-year-old thinks! Juggling a lot of thoughts in a young mind, constantly moving from one situation to the next.

There was a lot of love in this book - between parents and sons, and the siblings themselves. Although not the tear jerker that The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas was - these two novels have similarities, but enough differences to be unique in their own right.

A very different read, but one to be enjoyed nonetheless!

Theme Thursday

Theme ThursdaysTheme Thursdays is a fun weekly event, hosted by Reading Between Pagesthat will be open from one Thursday to the next. Anyone can participate in it. The rules are simple:


  • A theme will be posted each week (on Thursday’s)
  • Select a conversation/snippet/sentence from the current book you are reading
  • Mention the author and the title of the book along with your post
  • It is important that the theme is conveyed in the sentence (you don’t necessarily need to have the word)


This week's theme is "colours"

"I pictured Kat in her house, perched high on stilts as all the island houses were. It was the colour of lemons. I could see her sitting at the long oak table in the kitchen where over the years she, Hepzibah, and my mother had cracked and picked then thousand blue crabs. 'The Three Egreteers,' my father had called them."
p16, The Mermaid Chair, by Sue Monk Kidd

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

WWW Wednesdays

WWW Wednesdays is a weekly meme hosted by Miz B of Should Be Reading

To play along, just answer the following three questions: 

• What are you currently reading?
• What did you recently finish reading? 
• What do you think you’ll read next?

What are you currently reading? I've just started The Mermaid Chair by Sue Monk Kidd, author of The Secret Life of Bees. I've been having great discussions about this with fellow blogger, Lucy over at The Secret Life of Books so can't wait to read it. 

However, just last night, what should arrive in the mailbox but... The Decadent Houswife: How to live lavishly on his budget and I simply can't wait to extract all there is to extract from these words of wisdom - and put them into practice of course!



What did you recently finish reading? I've managed to finish a few books I was halfway through last week, so ticked off the list is Sons of Fortune, by Jeffrey Archer (fabulous) and Never Let Me Go, by Kazuo Ishiguro (hhhmmm). I'm now really intrigued to see this movie, particularly after recent blogging debates about the movie vs books!



What do you think you’ll read next? The Tapestry of Love, by Rosy Thornton is in the running, as is another Jeffrey Archer, possibly False Impression or maybe a Linda Holeman book.